You don't want to acknowledge that letting fake legislatures "ratify" an amendment is the worst violation of "originalism" in history?
I guess there are limits to how strongly you feel about originalism.
The fact remains, gay marriage was not debated during the 1865 debates, therefore gay marriage could not have come from the 14th amendment and it doesn't matter how awful a claim to any language can be made. The language simply is not that bad. Ditto school prayer, ditto all the rest of the Santa Claus.
The lying judges are purely making it up. I have no need to go 10,000 posts with you. I can prove it in 5 words.
They didn't discuss gay marriage. See how simple that is? 5 words. No black hole required. That's all I need. 5 words.
You wouldn't need any more than 5 words either. A wise man (not me) once said, K.I.S.S. Let's just keep it simple.