[Governor Dinwiddie]

Put out a rotisserie chicken carcass for the crows. They will pick it absolutely clean,
like a bone exhibit at the museum. Cover it with shellac, and you've got a nice
conversation piece for the mantle.

[Justa]

“Put out a rotisserie chicken carcass for the crows.”

Gonna do that right now. Got a pair of ‘pet crows’ my dog hates cuz I bring out a container of dry dog food for them every day. I’ve flipped them some chicken bones before which they dispatch well. If I leave out enough scraps they call in their murder. My pair comes and greets me everytime I sit outside.