“Sure, Lauren-baby, I’ll send you to space—as long as none of your fellow astronauts are male. Who do you want to go up with you?”
“Ooh, Jeffie-poo, thanks so much. Let’s find a pop star to make it seem hip. A journalist to report on it. Some kind of serious political activist to give it gravitas. Oh, and may sure they’re all very diverse!”
I'm surprised they didn't invite Dylan Mulvaney.