Tim Walz, the sitzpinkler, wants men in Minnesota to sit while peeing. They’ll hire washroom attendants to enforce the policy.
That's so Timmy and his fellow dems can comfortably insert the tampons provided.
I remember an article on FR many years ago where some state or country was going to force boys in school restrooms to sit while peeing. They claimed urinating while standing up gives boys an unfair advantage in mathematics and physics because they understand arcs, force, and trajectories better than girls.