I cant think of any typical school mascots that somebody wouldn’t find offensive. Any animals would offend some animal rights whackos. Of course all indigenous people related names are off the table. Even names like Storm or Tornadoes would offend someone. The whole idea of a winning team is offensive to the DEI crowd. Maybe just skip having competing athletic teams and give everyone in the school a trophy.
How about the Scottsdale College Fighting Artichokes?