My old joke.
In the air in a jumbo jet, Pilot A says to Pilot B: “I’m nervous. You take over the landing. I admit I was hired for the affirmative action quota and I failed everything in flight school. I can’t really fly a plane.”
Pilot B: “Darn it. That’s what I was just going to say to you about me.”
Sounds like a scene from a “Dirty Harry” movie.