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Polyethylene glycol --never board United Airlines without it.
1 posted on 03/23/2025 9:57:06 AM PDT by Morgana
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2 posted on 03/23/2025 10:02:13 AM PDT by PGR88
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Now, that is one hot tempered pilot! I thought they were supposed to be cool headed and congenial most of the time.
This was probably just as it appears: an unfortunate passenger with (Uber!!) inconvenient bowel blockage.

The two passengers will very likely receive a ‘nice’ settlement, due to all the rough handling, but may be declared as No Fly on this airline.


3 posted on 03/23/2025 10:08:00 AM PDT by lee martell
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Wonder if they suspected he was planning a terrorist attack.


5 posted on 03/23/2025 10:11:16 AM PDT by Jonny7797
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If that guy has a condition like gastroparesis, the airline better get their checkbook out.


6 posted on 03/23/2025 10:11:34 AM PDT by Bratch
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by a pilot who broke the lock of the door for taking too long.

Flight crew have keys to manually lock and unlock lavatory doors.

Like many Daily Fail stories, this one reads like it is seasoned with an extra serving of pure speculation.

9 posted on 03/23/2025 10:14:12 AM PDT by Drew68 (I haven’t seen the Democrats this mad since yesterday. Save some tears for tomorrow.)
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The article reads like a sensationally written brief penned by plaintiff’s counsel.


10 posted on 03/23/2025 10:15:40 AM PDT by mn-bush-man
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Take yer pick:

A. The pilot is a crazy anti-Semite.
B. Something important is missing from this story.
C. Both A and B.

I read over the article twice. And I’m still not sure which one I’d pick.


12 posted on 03/23/2025 10:18:51 AM PDT by Leaning Right (It’s morning in America. Again.)
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A sudden attack of constipation leaving Mexico? Constipation is the opposite effect we normally associate with Montezuma’s Revenge. Hiding in the toilet on such a short flight would make a lot of people suspicious. I’m leaning toward “more to the story” side of things.


16 posted on 03/23/2025 10:20:51 AM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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“Fly the friendly skies of United.”

Ha ha. I


18 posted on 03/23/2025 10:22:14 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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He smelled a possible terror attack.


20 posted on 03/23/2025 10:24:06 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The road is a dangerous place man, you can die out here...or worse. -Johnny Paycheck, 1980, Reno, NV)
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If you’re constipated, why do you need the bathroom?


24 posted on 03/23/2025 10:28:04 AM PDT by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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He was in the restroom for at least 30 minutes? I think there is a lot more to this story than published. How many times was he told to come out with his pants up before the pilot had to get involved ?

Was it time to land the plane and his moving into the restroom caused a delay?

Did he just figure out the restroom had a more comfortable seat and more leg room than coach?


26 posted on 03/23/2025 10:31:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (“Forget it, Jake. It's California.”)
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to quote Ann Coulter: “still beats flying Delta”


27 posted on 03/23/2025 10:31:13 AM PDT by isom35
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Over half an hour in there. That’s where someone is gonna hide out and put together the bomb, assemble the pistol, etc.
You constipated you don’t sit on the throne for a half hour.

Pilot was right to see what was going on.

Also, what was Mr deeply pious orthodox doing in Tulum?


28 posted on 03/23/2025 10:35:05 AM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...)
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"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
(I recall that line from The Godfather).
29 posted on 03/23/2025 10:35:31 AM PDT by glennaro (2025: The year of America's rebirth as a Great (and Free) Republic)
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“Sebbag, 21, knocked on the door and asked if Liebb was alright, to which he replied that he was ‘experiencing constipation’ and would be out shortly
....
10 minutes later the pilot approached Sebbag and asked that he join him to ‘once again try and get Liebb out”


34 posted on 03/23/2025 10:39:37 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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I don’t think pilots should leave the cockpit during a flight.

The cockpit door should be locked and stay locked until the wheels are on the ground.


39 posted on 03/23/2025 10:45:13 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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Pilot’s name nit mentioned? Could it be...Ibrahim Alljoosarescum?


42 posted on 03/23/2025 10:47:54 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perfection is impossible. But if you pursue perfection...you may achieve excellence.)
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Shit or get off the pot.

There are too many other people depended on the only option available.

Constipated? Tough shit!

44 posted on 03/23/2025 10:49:08 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (Harpazo imminent. Each post may be my last. It's been real =)
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...journey from Tulum, Mexico to Houston... he replied that he was 'experiencing constipation'...

As I said before, fake news. No one returning from Mexico experiences constipation.

47 posted on 03/23/2025 10:54:09 AM PDT by econjack
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