Posted on 03/21/2025 10:34:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist in the car's window.
The incident occurred late yesterday afternoon in the parking lot of a local Target store, where the suspect claimed to have seen a hateful totalitarian psychopath in the window of a Tesla Cybertruck, leading her to take matters into her own hands and attempt to destroy the vehicle.
"You should have seen it! It was the most disgusting face I've ever seen!" the female suspect, 32-year-old Jordyn Short, reportedly screamed as she was taken into custody. "She was right there in the window! An ugly, scowling woman with purple hair. It's a Tesla, so obviously she's a fascist or a Nazi or something. I knew that I had a responsibility to smash it up. I had to destroy it before it spread more hate."
A police spokesperson said the woman was convinced she was doing a public service. "She's adamant that she helped save the country," said Sgt. Pete Johnson. "The suspect reported being horrified by what she described as ‘staring into the eyes of an absolute demon' when she looked into the vehicle's window. Bystanders tried to intervene, but the face she saw made her feel compelled to throw a brick at it."
At publishing time, police said that the individual the suspect had seen in the Tesla's window had not yet been found and was still at large.
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Yes...yes, I had to check the byline...
One of Uncle Adolf’s Third Reich Kiddies.
brownshirts gonna brownshirt
It would be funny if I was not so damn pissed off about this crap on this particular day.
Love that Bee.
I understand where you're coming from but we can't react like the out-of-control emotional Dumb Democrat kamaLa-voting psychos. Trump supporters, Republicans, and conservatives need to have a rational and effective response to the total insanity of Dumb Democrat kamaLa-voters.
Dumb Democrats base everything they say and do on their uncontrolled emotions. Republicans and Trump voters need to be far better than that.
I get ticked, too, when I see everything that the insane Democrats are doing. But it doesn't help to respond in kind. Republicans (and Trump) have to be smarter and effectively respond to the 75 Million Dumb Democrat kamaLa-voters' actions. Doing so will result in huge numbers of Democrats becoming independents or even switching to the Republican Party.
To me, everything that the Dumb Democrat politicians and Biden-voters are perpetrating is only going to bite them in the ass. We need to continue exposing their deranged activities for all the world to see.
All I said was that I was too pissed to think it’s funny!
Don’t you lecture me on what I should think while also implying that I would actually take some kind of wackadoo terrorist action like one of these useful idiots for the Left.
Back up.
First, I didn't "lecture" you. Second, I didn't dictate "what [you] should think." Third, I didn't "imply that [you] would actually take some kind of wackadoo terrorist action."
You totally fabricated a strawman as the basis for your emotional response to my post. Uncontrolled emotions are the province of the Democrats.
In short, they are more Truthful and Direct than other media.
I realize there is great public anger toward these Terrorists.
I am on your side.
The only problem is that most Tesla owners are libtards. Rofl!
LOL!
Your observation is correct, I hope it makes this thread more enjoyable.
>> brownshirts gonna brownshirt
At first I didn’t even notice... SHE HAS A BROWN SHIRT ON!!!
Go Bee! ROFL
ok you win.
I need to take a break.
It’s one of the negative side-effects of humor. Humor makes things tolerable and acceptable.
As Ronald Reagan would say, There you go again. I’m not trying to “win” anything and didn’t say you “need to take a break.” I don’t know what I said that offended you but since you seem to take offense from it, I apologize.
No problem.
Sorry too.
I need a nap.
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