[Lazamataz]

That’s pretty good. I need you to write my biography. You have so much better use of flair and hyperbole than I do.

Contract me to write your tombstone engraving; I promise you the same quality.

Of course, we will need to make your tombstone 21 stories tall, to capture all my words.

[joesbucks]

Only 21 stories. I was counting on so much more.