[Lazamataz]

Trying to add dual authentication and other measures is a good idea for security, but our user base may not be receptive to that. It'll be tough to find middle ground.

I have an idea: Biometric authentication based on DNA. All users must submit DNA samples every time they log in.

[Charles Martel]

I'd suggest a retina scan at login, but that would take forever at dial-up connection speeds.