“Alaska becomes #2. Sorry Texas.”
Not enough people to be a state. Make it a borough of Alaska. Yeah, I know it’s far away and not contiguous, but it’s been done before. Maine was part of Massachusetts for a time.
That’s lame. Why the hell should you tell them what to call themselves. They ain’t begging to be with us they’re voting to join us. Greenland, USA. It has a nice ring. Hey neighbor mow your ice. Don’t try to change them. Thank them and welcome them aboard. Actually if they vote to join in the fun, I kinda feel sorry for them. Seems like they oughta be able to do better. IMO
It needs to be more populated so send all the Californian invaders outta Texas. Or would that cause it to tip over?
Naw, it won’t happen during all the mess we’re in right now.