Regarding modern colloquialisms, stop being thirsty. That is so sus. I'm shook. You're cringe af and that hits different. I'm low-key freaking out about this. Your real problem is you're salty and so extra that you failed to circle back, be the bigger person, reach out to someone, and lean in. So glam onto some rizz because otherwise, everyone will sleep on you, or they'll clap back. Trust me, I've got the receipts.
Re your second paragraph…you’ve got me guffawing out loud. Really!
Since Grok only works on a per session basis, I’ll put those in a text file and tell grok each session “knock off the crap!”
Oh, I forgot…I will “drop” that to Grok.