Posted on 03/01/2025 6:29:19 AM PST by dynachrome
Will all of her fake parts survive re-entry?
Not bad ... Only nineteen posts before somebody actually knows what this is about.
Would be a shame if the booster stayed lit longer than expected…
Perhaps he is hoping they don’t return...
Which one of these femmes get to pick out the decor and color schemes on the spaceship? 🚀
Bezos is doing us all a favor. Besides getting rid of his plastic fiance he is also getting rid of Katy Perry and oprah’s friend. I do not know what Tereshkova ever did but gotta be done to save America from those 3 others.
Maybe Tereshkova can swap places with Taylor Swift?...
Does it have to come back?
It doesn’t actually go into “space”.
Will Katy be singing “Firework” at their peak altitude?
Space Nullity (with apologies to David Bowie)
[Instrumental Intro]
[Intro]
Ground Control to Katy Perry
Ground Control to Katy Perry
Take your Denon PerL earbuds out and put your Dolce & Gabbana on
(Ten) Ground Control (Nine) to Katy Perry (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, engines on
(Four, three, two)
Check ignition (One) and may Gaia's love (Lift off) be with you
[Verse 1]
This is Ground Control to Katy Perry
You've really made the grade
And the influencers want to know choice in twenty-eight
Now it's time to come back home
This is Katy Perry to Ground Control
I'm doing nothing, it’s a boor
And Gayle King’s passing gas in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
[Chorus]
[Instrumental Break]
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