I will gladly take non Vancouver BC, Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan. Maybe Yukon, Northwest Territories and Nunavut.
Ontario? Quebec? The Maritimes? HELL FREAKING NO! DO NOT WANT. In fact, in exchange for the non communist parts of Canada (which happen to have all the resources) I’m quite willing to give them New England. Both sides will be much happier.
Being stuck on a Canadian rafting trip for three hours confirmed to me that the Canadian left is stupid and vile. We don’t want any part of that level of crazy. Hamas would be better.