I tried jumping off of the doghouse with an umbrella on a windy day hoping I could fly like Mary Poppins. Didn’t break my leg, or anything. Just scraped my knee.
you lucky bastard
I put some gasoline in a small dixie cup because one of the neighborhood kids said it would sparkle when lit. I caught the gas can and the dixie cup on fire. Luckily, a neighbor quickly jumped the fence to smother the fire. Then it was Woodshed time.