There’s nothing like Russia building nuclear capable ballistic missiles that can’t make it out of their own territory. Apparently, an empty bottle of Popov vodka was left inside the missile in an important place.
Maybe it would have worked if they called it the Satan-3 instead of the Hazelnut Tree.
Russia has had a little over two years invested in the Oreshnik adaptive technology to get it to this point.
In comparison, NASA has had 65 years to develop their adaptive technology for their missiles to be able to return US astronauts from the ISS.
NASA's resounding success in engineering Elon Musk's emigration from South Africa to the US for that purpose, is unparalleled.
If you look closely, you can probably see the hammer of god through the bottom of that vodka bottle.