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To: Red Badger; Rennes Templar; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance
Reported on the 4th yet...

Traffic is moo-ving again after a crash caused thousands of gallons of milk to spill on a Florida highway.

A Borden milk truck crashed on Interstate 95 near Lake Worth Beach just after midnight on Jan. 28.

It took a week to open the road?

That's really milking it.

Perhaps it was a case of lactose intolerance.

11 posted on 02/06/2025 5:52:42 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Ezekiel; Red Badger; Rennes Templar; SunkenCiv; rlmorel; Larry Lucido; null and void; lowbridge; ...
Perhaps it was a case of lactose intolerance.

Don't be a calf-wit, that cud not be the kase --

Never mind the cow's dairy air. This was not just another BLM (Bull Lives Matter) government cheese yellow brick road shutdown. I cheddar at the thought.

This was actually a cowver story for yet another USAID give-a-whey.


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44 posted on 02/06/2025 8:44:23 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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