“East of the Rockies......caller you’re on the air...”
“Hi, Art. This is Jake from Pueblo, Colorado. I just wanted to let you know I have found a Sphinx on Mars. I’m not joking. You think we can get Elon to check it out for us?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxlzyhtzNSM
“Hello, Art! This is Paul calling from Happy Jack, AZ and I just want to let you know there’s a monolith on Mars! Is this the Mars version of 2001: A Space Odyssey? I wanna know what’s really going on up there!”
https://www.livescience.com/19636-monolith-mars-2001-space-odyssey.html
“Art! Go ogle the words SPACE CRAB and you’ll find this weird, weird object on Mars, no s**t, man! Maybe you can tell all the callers what it might be. Maybe Mars really has the crabs!”
https://www.businessinsider.com/crab-shaped-object-photographed-on-mars-2015-8