[Governor Dinwiddie]

Keir is as gay as a French trombone.

Keir Starmer looks exactly like this dork:

Twins separated at birth.

[BobL]

“Keir is as gay as a French trombone.”

Don’t tarnish me, I didn’t claim Keir was gay! But if a pair of parents decide to name their kid “Keir” they shouldn’t be surprised when their baby pops out of mom with an LGBT flag wrapped around him...which is a really bad sign for the kid’s future.