Does it come with serfs and peasants?
Wenches! That's what I'm looking for!
In about 300 years, when society collapses.
If you own the home, you're the serf and peasant according to the British government.
If you own the home, you're the serf and peasant according to the British government.
I'd ask about any grail-shaped beacons first.
"Oh, great heavens, no!" said Sir Thomas, trying to supress his amusement. "No, no, no."
After a stately little cough, Sir Thomas paused, adjusted his his pince-nez, and with just the slightest suggestion of hesitation he added in a low voice, "It does, however, come with my younger brother Frederick. Freddie has had a regrettably long streak of bad luck with the horses, as you may know... and suffered an unfortunate loss of lustre with the royal family after that incident involving the Duchess of Sussex and a novelty store blow-tickler."
"Bad show all around, that. Despite His Majesty's obvious personal enjoyment of the episode, it has made Freddie persona non grata to the point where he has become a bit reclusive and rather like one of the castle's furnishings... thus he comes with castle and emoluments. You'll find Frederick to be great fun, jolly as a sand-boy and a rather good mixer of drinks," said Sir Thomas as his expression began to brighten. "He will be absolutely invaluable to you while navigating your first social season here at Ripley!"