I'd hit it, and would still be getting the better end of the bargain.
Sirius Lee
Redheaded spawn likely.
Posted on 01/28/2025 10:30:58 AM PST by Morgana
A Pennsylvania woman faces indecent assault charges after allegedly attempting to ply two tween boys with alcohol and sexually assault one of them after they shoveled snow from her driveway.
Pittsburgh resident Rochelle Stewart, 64, is charged with indecent assault, corruption of minors and making false reports to law enforcement, according to Allegheny County court records.
Police initially responded to Stewart's Windgap Avenue home on Jan. 8 after receiving a report of a burglary, but upon arriving instead found two young boys whose breath allegedly reeked of alcohol, "speaking in a nonsensical way" that "a lady had just got them drunk and touched them," according to a criminal complaint obtained by PEOPLE.
Stewart was allegedly watching the boys interact with police from her second floor window before finally coming down to talk to police, who concluded she was "extremely intoxicated." She told officers that neighborhood kids were "pranking" her and were "drug dealers," but said nothing of the alleged burglary she had initially called police for.
Meanwhile, both boys separately gave similar accounts to police. They said they were walking down the street asking locals if they could shovel snow from their driveways for money, and Stewart agreed to pay them $5 for the service.
They alleged she then invited them inside for hot chocolate but soon started offering them alcohol; one boy said she kept refilling his glass with vodka "more times than he could count" and he ultimately threw up.
Soon, though, the boy claimed Stewart sat down next to them on the couch and put her leg over his, touching his shoulders and legs before moving on to his crotch, an act the other boy allegedly caught on video. They then left the premises.
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So, Vance is right.
When she asked the boys to “Shovel her walkway” they didn’t realize she was speaking metaphorically! Must be one of those Country expressions from Tennessee.
guilty.
Legend of the Zohan
Why couldn’t they write the age? Is it 12? What is their definition of tween?
AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Thats ugly enough to scare the sex drive out of a teenage boy lol
” Must be one of those Country expressions from Tennessee.”
Nope. Nothing like that in East Tennessee. Must be Minnesota. Maybe Memphis.
Guilty indeed
Exactly, we don’t need names, but ages would add some context.
I think I read a story like this once in Penthouse Forum.
"You're not going to believe this, but this one time..."
“This one time at Band Camp....”
I'd hit it, and would still be getting the better end of the bargain.
Sirius Lee Redheaded spawn likely.
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