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### Introduction
Over the millennium and a half that separate the rise of Augustus from the fall of Constantinople, there were about 150 Roman emperors. They reigned, on average, 11 years, living to a median age of 51. Nearly half met unnatural ends. Some emperors never received a formal burial. Vitellius, Elagabalus, and Petronius were flung into the Tiber. Constantine II was dumped into the River Alsa. Justinian II and Alexius II were cast into the sea, as was Constantine V after being posthumously declared a heretic. The remains of Andronicus II were left to rot in a vault of the Hippodrome at Constantinople, and the ashes of Phocas were scattered to the winds. Several emperors’ bodies were never recovered—Decius was lost in a Balkan swamp, Valens was incinerated in a farmhouse outside Adrianople, and Nicephorus I’s skull became a drinking cup for the Bulgar Khan Krum.
### Imperial Funerals
Most emperors, however, were buried with great ceremony. By the third century, an elaborate ritual had evolved. A wax effigy of the emperor was placed on an ivory couch, attended for seven days by the Senate dressed in mourning black. The effigy was then brought to the Forum, where choruses sang praises. Finally, in the Campus Martius, it was placed on a gargantuan pyre adorned with statues and paintings and packed with incense. Horsemen paraded around the pyre, followed by chariots carrying likenesses of famous Romans. When the pyre was lit, an eagle was released to symbolize the emperor’s soul ascending to heaven.
Although Septimius Severus and most of his predecessors were cremated, inhumation became standard from the third century onward. Justinian’s body was so well embalmed that crusaders, pillaging his sarcophagus six centuries later, found it nearly perfectly preserved. This video explores where Roman emperors were buried, from Augustus in 14 AD to Constantine XI in 1453.
### Augustus to Nerva
Augustus, the first emperor, designed his own mausoleum on the northern edge of Rome’s Campus Martius. It was a vast circular structure with travertine-faced concrete walls and a terraced roof planted with trees. A long passageway led to the burial chamber, where niches held the cinerary urns of Augustus and his family. Tiberius and Nerva were also buried here. However, less reputable Julio-Claudians, like Caligula and Nero, were buried elsewhere. Caligula’s remains were cremated and interred in the Lamian Gardens, while Nero’s ashes were placed in the tomb of Domitii on the Pincian Hill.
Galba, assassinated in the Forum, had his remains reunited and buried near the Via Aurelia. Otho, who took his own life, was buried near Brixellum, while Vitellius, after a gruesome death, was buried near Rome by his wife. The Flavian emperors—Vespasian, Titus, and Domitian—rested in the Temple of Gens Flavia.
### Trajan to Caracalla
Trajan’s ashes were uniquely interred at the base of Trajan’s Column, an exception to the rule against burials within Rome’s pomerium. Hadrian constructed a grand mausoleum, later converted into Castel Sant’Angelo, which became the resting place of Antoninus Pius, Marcus Aurelius, Commodus, Septimius Severus, and eventually Caracalla.
### Third Century
Severus Alexander was buried in a mausoleum now called Monte del Grano, while Gallienus was laid to rest along the Via Appia. Gordian III, Hostilian, and Valerian were buried far from Rome due to campaigns or captivity. Valerian’s corpse was reportedly flayed and displayed by the Persian emperor. Other third-century emperors, like Claudius Gothicus, Tacitus, and Carus, were buried at sites close to where they died.
### Tetrarchs and Constantine
Diocletian was buried in his massive retirement palace, now the old town of Split, Croatia. Maximian was buried in Marseille, while Galerius rested at Felix Romuliana in Serbia. Constantine the Great established the Church of the Holy Apostles in Constantinople, where he and many later emperors were entombed.
### Last Emperors of the West
During the fifth century, four Western emperors—Honorius, Valentinian III, Severus, and Olybrius—were buried in a mausoleum near old St. Peter’s Basilica. Gratian and Valentinian II were buried in Milan, Avitus in central France, and Majorian in northern Italy. Romulus Augustulus, the final Western Roman emperor, was buried near Naples.
### Early and Middle Byzantine Emperors
In Constantinople, many Byzantine emperors were buried in the Church of the Holy Apostles or nearby mausoleums. Some emperors, such as Constans II and Theodosius III, were buried elsewhere due to personal or political circumstances.
### Comneni and Palaiologoi
The Comnenian dynasty established a family mausoleum at the Pantokrator Monastery in Constantinople. After the crusaders sacked the city in 1204, several Byzantine successor states emerged. The Palaiologan emperors were buried at various sites in and around Constantinople. Constantine XI, the last Roman emperor, died in battle during the fall of Constantinople, and his body was never found.
### Final Thoughts
Most emperors were buried in Rome or Constantinople, reflecting their power and legacy. Emperors buried elsewhere often died in battle, were exiled, or established provincial capitals. Burial locations were a statement of ownership and legacy.
For more historical content and upcoming trips to explore these sites, check the links in the video description. Thank you for watching!
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