No kidding. How many Danes have visited Greenland? How many could find it on a map. When a purchase price is finally put out there, the Danes may change their minds.
Denmark has 6.00 million people. Greenland has 0.06 million people, 1% of their "Motherland." I cannot imagine there is much affinity between the two places.
90% of Greenlanders are of Inuit extraction. They are strongly admixed with early European immigrant strains. One-tenth of the people are Danish, most of them born in Denmark.
So 6,000 people in Greenland have some association with Denmark. That's not a strong tie.
On the downside, the national dish of Greenland is suaasat, a soup made from seal meat. If we acquire Greenland, will they export that dish to us?
“How many Danes have visited Greenland?”
Does Greenland have topless or nude beaches in the Spring?
Great surfing?
Lutefisk Festivals?
Hordes of rent-seeking Muzzies?