[Larry Lucido]

At least when you’re on a phone call, you can yell “Chinese food!” in a Chinese accent and say “Gotta go, my Chinese food is here!”

Doesn’t work as well if they know you’re in a car driving.

[dfwgator]

"Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this?"

"I love wrong numbers!"

[SunkenCiv]

Where there’s Chinese food, there’s leftovers.