[SunkenCiv]

Having read up on this, I feel like starting a dromedairy.

Had to shovel a bit more. I find it is more productive to shovel a bit, then take a breather, then look outside about nine times before deciding to go out and shovel again. I’m really waiting to see if the plow comes a second time (one of the benefits of having white hair, they take good care of me, and believe me, I’m milking it for all it’s worth, almost as if the situation were a camel).

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Having read up on this, I feel like starting a dromedairy.

There's a lot to read here about proteins in the article. Are they really pro-teens, or amateurs?

If they haul camel milk in a dump truck, would the vehicle be called a Humpty-Dumpty? Would it have a foal smell?

Are the researchers the cream of the crop, or a Deep Camel front group trying to milk the public?

And why not Camelburgers, eh? Well, here's why not:
Nevertheless these ye shall not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the cloven hoof; as the camel... -- Deuteronomy 14:7

Splay what? Cloven clompers got no sole.

Not to mention Clove-n flavored Cigarettes. Lips that Kiss Camels shall never kiss mine.

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