Semaglutide is synthetic Gila Monster venom peptides, so I’m not really joking. The side effects are horrendous and long-lasting.
And you’re right, they’ll happily inject you with it for $$.
1 Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.