Since a pound of bacon (thick sliced) has about 10 slices, each pound costs me 16 years of aging. Since I eat probably 10 slices/month, by the end of this year, my brain has aged over 192 years. So, figure that rate applies since I was 21, and I'm 81 now, my brain has aged 11,200 years. Hmmm, how am I able to write this?
I call "bullshit" on this piece of crap trying to pass as research.
Lately I’ve been having 4 slices a day. Guess there’s no hope for me.