Gee whiz, Biff, I gotta tell ya, trolling on the internet is just plain rotten! It’s like tying someone’s shoelaces together during recess—it might seem funny to some, but it can really hurt someone’s feelings. The good ol’ Beav wouldn’t stand for that, and neither should we. Treat others like you’d want to be treated: with kindness and respect. Life’s tough enough without folks being mean just for kicks.
Huh? Lighten up Francis.