you left out the.................../sarcasm
Shifty Shift will be the first inmate on the new GITMO as located to Greenland
In the interests of fitness and good comradeship he will be on the work crew building his jail....
Meanwhile living in a tent with surplus meals ready to eat.
No fire matches nor smokes are allowed
Greenland would make a perfect high security prison. There’s got to be some place in the middle of all that ice to build one and it could even be GREEN, no carbon fuels allowed.