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Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)
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| 1/2/25
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; usconservative; M Kehoe
You may think you
Are so fantastic
But you’ll end up in
a Park Jurassic.
BURMA SHAVE
41
posted on
01/02/2025 4:03:00 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Through thick and thin,
and horrible shock,
all you dinosaurs
were killd by a big rock!
Burma Shave!
42
posted on
01/02/2025 4:03:07 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz
They all laid eggs,
and some did fly,
the dinosaurs that did,
pooped from the sky!
Burma Shave!
43
posted on
01/02/2025 4:04:01 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: dangus
Your neck’s too long
Your skin’s not porous
I think you are
A brontosaurus
BURMA SHAVE
44
posted on
01/02/2025 4:04:29 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: usconservative
I love this one! 😂🤣😂
45
posted on
01/02/2025 4:04:57 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Any time i can get a poop joke in, it makes me laugh too.
46
posted on
01/02/2025 4:07:01 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz
The Scariest One,
His Name was T-Rex,
With Arms Too Short,
To Have Self-Sex!
Burma Shave!!!
47
posted on
01/02/2025 4:11:42 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
OK, you know how sometimes you type LOL but all you did was smile weakly?
That last one made me ACTUALLY LOL
48
posted on
01/02/2025 4:14:46 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Cavemen ran from them,
Too afraid to see 'em,
Now you can see their bones,
In a museum!
Burma Shave!!
49
posted on
01/02/2025 4:15:24 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz
The Earth is yours
And wide you’ll range,
’Til you’re done in,
By climate change.
Burma Shave.
50
posted on
01/02/2025 4:15:31 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. the )
To: dangus; Allegra; kiryandil; usconservative
You could have joined
The dino-cops,
Because you’re a tough,
Triceratops!
BRUMA SHAVE
51
posted on
01/02/2025 4:15:37 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: Lazamataz; Ezekiel; null and void; SunkenCiv; Round Earther; dangus; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; ...
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52
posted on
01/02/2025 4:16:09 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; usconservative
Most dinosaurs,
Go into hidin’,
When they see,
that ancient Biden!
BURMA SHAVE
53
posted on
01/02/2025 4:17:43 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: gundog
54
posted on
01/02/2025 4:19:26 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: Lazamataz
No lie, I laughed out loud at that one too!
55
posted on
01/02/2025 4:21:02 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz
They could not run,
Nor could they hide,
A big rock hit,
And they all died!
Burma Shave!
56
posted on
01/02/2025 4:22:04 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
God will kill you,
In a dino-Rapture,
Especially you,
Velociraptor!
BURMA SHAVE
57
posted on
01/02/2025 4:23:03 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: Lazamataz
“That’s an actual one, I bet!”
It is. Outside of Machias, NY, in the ‘60s. Always read it on our way to Grandpa’s house.
58
posted on
01/02/2025 4:24:37 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: Lazamataz
They roamed the earth,
It was their domain,
Until Putin started,
That damn' war in Ukraine!
Burma Shave!
59
posted on
01/02/2025 4:26:30 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz
The plot will only thicken,
I’ve evolved into a chicken
Lo Mein
I might taste good with noodles
Well better than some poodles
Lo Mein
I will fly then I’ll fry
Lo Mein
60
posted on
01/02/2025 4:28:42 PM PST
by
dangus
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