[MomwithHope]

My own meager submission, hope it brings some laughs.
I listened to the you tube while reading the lyrics. Fun.

Lyrics
To my surprise, one hundred stories high
People getting loose y’all, getting down on the roof
Folks are screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining - Hakeen Jeffries started to explode
I heard the man say
Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
(Burn baby burn) Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
(Burnin’)
I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down y’all
(Burn baby burn) Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
Up above my head
I hear music in the air
That makes me know
There’s a party somewhere
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
(Burnin’)
I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
(Burn baby burn) Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
burn the Dems down
(Burn baby burn) Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
When my spark gets hot
when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
(Burn baby burn) Fart Harder
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn) burn the Dems down
(Burn baby burn) Fart Harder

[meyer]

I’m going a little different route, but just starting my song. I’ll leave it up to others to add verses...

In a bar in Toledo, across from the depo
From the menu she ordered the beans
And not just a small one, a greatly oversized one
And I think you all know what that means

When the beans finally hit her
she ran to the sh*tt*r
Hoping she’d get away clean
But fate wasn’t helping, she wasn’t just belching
with a horrible noise did her backside then scream

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