Pah, haven't seen one yet that is a match for a Waffle House worker. Besides, down here at least half the patrons are carrying and might not take too kindly to bad manners spoiling their meal.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Good reply
The WH short order cooks are not to trifled with.