Well, we are thinking traditional stuff...
Now, you can get your dick cut off and have it tucked up inside of your groin and then you can pretend to be a woman, then... get on a diversified promotion list that intends to promote more women into higher ranks in the military. Fast track to higher pay through gender mutilation!
PS Psycho fags, buy frozen tomato paste tubes and then stick them up their turned outside inside penises, to pretend to have menstrual periods. Yeah! You read that right!
IF... I’m ever investigated, I hope my previous post goes viral.