[Dilbert San Diego]

Who knew competitive chess had a dress code?

But what’s the point, of losing his ability to compete, over such an issue?

[Retrofitted]

It’s chess; there’s always something:

“If you’re thinking
Of the kind of thing
That we’ve seen in the past
Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies,
Walkouts, hypnotists,
Tempers, fists,
Not so fast.”
-”The Arbiter”, “Chess the Musical” (1988)