And yes I’ve seen the Big Lebowski. Windy cliffs aren’t the place to do that. :)
My sister wanted her ashes scattered from a cliff along the Oregon coast. There was a strong wind blowing off the ocean on the day of the memorial service, and we were wondering how to scatter the ashes without having them blown back in our faces. Some people were paragliding off the cliff to the beach below, and we got one of them to carry my sister’s ashes well out from the cliff before releasing them. A very nice thing for the guy to do.