I was at a drive-in window of a fast-food restaurant. The bill was something like $11.27. I gave the young feller a $5 bill, four $1 bills, 9 quarters, and two pennies.
He spread the money out on the counter and stared at it for a good five minutes. I was amused, but I finally told him that was the correct amount.
He said, “Thanks, man!”. I went to the next window to get my food.
“ I gave the young feller a $5 bill, four $1 bills, 9 quarters, and two pennies.”
So you’re the old coot who’s always in front of me in the Kroger checkout lane. I’ll bet you have that little change purse too!
J/k 😆