Chopped liver
Breakfast sausages
Margarine
Steak
Bacon
Deep-fried chicken
Doughnuts
Bologna
Thanks, as if that was too hard to post by the OP (100 words appear in the FR article feed, and typically a 300 excerpt is allowed in the body).
With all the boilerplate text and clickbait, the best 300 words to excerpt are almost never the first 300. I prefer scientific papers where the abstract giving a quick summary of the results is first followed by the full article giving the details.