“Ever since that female astronaut drove from Texas to Florida to kill her lover wearing a pair of ‘depends’ to avoid bathroom breaks... My opinion of astronauts and their accounts of UFO’s has become somewhat diminished .”
NASA Diapers are unisex, there was also several layers of chux covering the seat in case of leakage.
These balls and cubes started showing up after CERN went operational and after SETI Arecibo was taken offline and with its subsequent collapse.
Operation paperclip was far more successful than the guvmint is willing to acknowledge. All this other baloney is diversionary.
Abductions? Manifestations of Satan.
There is a hypothesis out there that the nuclear explosions in the 1940s and other related secret experiments caused “tears/rips” in space/time that allowed “weird” stuff like UFOs to filter into our “reality”.
Likewise as you suggested CERN craziness may have caused other “tears” allowing more unwanted “visitors” to come calling...
“these two big metallic spherical orbs, one on top of the other about three feet in diameter, each went zipping by the left side of my airplane right underneath about 20 feet away...”
Paging Dr. Sigmund Freud for a sexual deviant consultation... Dr. Sigmund Freud, code pink please pickup the courtesy phone.