that’s a GREAT idea! “hi. I identify as a cereal killer” but before I can explain it isn’t the serial killer most people associate the term “serial killer” with but rather the “cereal killer” that can kill an entire large sized box of cereal in one sitting using only 1 pint of half and half and three teaspoons of natural sugar because, after all...I AM a cereal killer.
I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are Told, You, So!