[Chainmail]

Life, it turns out, is not all that easy to create. I seriously doubt that there are other worlds out the "teeming with life" much less sentient life.

Meanwhile, we wasted how many billions on a Mars rover looking for signs of life? Haven't found any have we?

Are scientists really idiots?

[Windcatcher]

We need to stop looking for life on Mars. No, seriously.

If we DO find life there, every envirowacko in the world will demand that we NEVER go there, so as to not risk the existence of that life.

So we need to stop looking. Now. We’ll find out when we get there.