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To: NorthMountain

A mathematician walked into a bar and he told the bartender “I want a shot of whiskey for myself.”

Bartender says “Coming right up... anything else?”

The mathematician responded “Yes. I’ve got 50 friends with me. The first one wants half a shot. The second wants half of that - a quarter shot. The third wants half of _that_... and every succeeding friend wants half the amount of the previous one.”

The bartender immediately puts two shot glasses on the bar and fills both, saying “Here ya go — your last friend can finish off whatever’s left over.”

The mathematician paid for the drinks and thanked the bartender, who responded by saying “I can appreciate a man who knows his limits.”


28 posted on 12/20/2024 1:39:49 PM PST by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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To: alancarp

Memorize, learn to keep a straight face, tell it when you want to tease out who in a room has the math mind.

Those people (if any) will say “duh.” No telling what the others will do; but any who laugh (nervously) are probably afraid of you.


54 posted on 12/20/2024 4:12:27 PM PST by Weirdad (Orthodox Americanism: It's what's good for the world! (Not communifascism!))
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