"we left it on the sidewalk after cocktails and egg rolls"
Hard to believe someone said this with a straight face - does this have anything to do with the New Jersey (drones)?
Doubtful
maybe not, but wait...there’s more...and another winner is... Robotics Research:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14199773/mystery-drone-sightings-new-jersey-government-contract-revealed.html