“...and said it had been placed on the sidewalk after a company party about a month ago....”
“Yeah - that’s the ticket! A party!! Did I mention the open bar? It was a party. Just a bunch of wild and crazy guys.
Now, um, if you don’t mind I’ll just grab my drone. That I left at the party. On the sidewalk.”
A party? Oh, YEAH, A COMMUNIST PARTY!