And if he wants to believe he's a lizard - or God - or whatever I'm not going to waste my time explaining to him how unlikely that would be...It's a free country.
But if he feels lizards have the right to 'take a dump' wherever they want to because 'lizards don't use toilets' well THAT IS MY BUSINESS AND IS OF CONCERN OF THE LARGER COMMUNITY.
PERIOD.
We have the right to say, "NO, not in the grocery store, not in the theater, not on the street' We can say YOU ARE NOT A LIZARD except in your own mind, in your own house, and in the houses of friends who choose to believe your delusion. YOU may take a dump on their floors if they agree - but NOT on our collective floors. The delusion is fine - imposing it on others is NOT fine.
Oh, and wearing lizard skin outfits wont make him a lizard either...
I would tell him they hunt iguanas in Florida. Here’s a one way ticket.