I get calls every week-—TO SELL MY HOUSE.
IT is not currently for sale.
I have sworn at them
Yelled at them, etc.
Finally, I tell them:
I WILL SELL:
THE PRICE IS $1 MILLION PLUS ANY Capital GAINS I have to pay-—I want all the money in CASH at the pending of escrow-—ONLY I CONTROL THE ESCROW—and I want up to 180 days escrow.
THEY SAY “ IT ISN’T WORTH $1 MILLION.”
I tell them-—IT IS TO ME.....THEY HANG UP
When I win the Lottery & I have FU $$$ and can go wherever I want, THE PRICE will still be over $400,000. THIS is over 5 acres & a turn key horse operation. 12 separate horse enclosures-—Perimeter fencing-—2 gates==32’wide each—OVER 2 1/2 miles of HOT WIRE. Took almost 92 straight days to install-—4 of us—EVERY SINGLE DAY. 226 T-posts alone. OVER 160 wood posts. OVER 600 bags of dry 60# cement in post holes etc. LOTS OF LABOR & MATERIALS. Would cost over 2 X now.
Yeah, I get lots of junk mail from realtors. Sometimes they say they have buyers who are interested in a home just like mine.
We own the home where we live in Arizona and another in North Carolina where my wife’s mother lives. We’re always getting calls wanting us to sell one or the other. My wife hangs up, before or after swearing at them, but I always tell them the price is $10 million cash up front. Neither method stops the calls, though.