[central_va]

I met a German girl on a topless beach in France that spoke great English. She had arm pit hair too. Classic beauty and was really built, nice. She told me it was easy to tell an American because we all smell like soap because we shower every day.

[Night Hides Not]

I usually wore my fatigues after work, but my German was good enough to throw them off a bit. The military haircut and green license plates were a giveaway too.

Didn’t have much of a civilian wardrobe to speak of. I need to add a few more items now, my pants don’t fit, as my weight has dropped from 175 to 150 over the past few months…diabetes the likely culprit.

[frank ballenger]

You were practically living the little known but excellent Chuck Berry 1965 single:

It Wasn’t Me.

I met a German girl in England who was going to school in France
Said we danced in Mississippi at a Alpha Kappa dance
It wasn’t me, Officer
No, Officer, it wasn’t me
It must have been some other body
Uh, uh, Officer, it wasn’t me

Wailing down the freeway, testing out the cruising power
The state trooper trailing, clocked him 90 miles an hour
It wasn’t me, Sheriff
Uhm-uhm, Sheriff, it wasn’t me
Ah, it must have been some other body
Uh, uh, Sheriff, it wasn’t me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwkltb0qbsA

[Rummyfan]

LOL! How do you clear a hotel room of Frenchmen? Throw a bar of soap in there!