But, you reminded me of many years ago when I was in my mid teens. My Granny was a real pioneer woman born in Indian territory Oklahoma the year it became a state. We were all working, all day clearing limbs, saplings and brush on our grandparents 40 acres. We had filled up the trailer and took it to the ravine that was perpendicular to the brush cut driveway to the cabin.
As I jumped down from the truck granny was wiping sweat and was not paying any attention to the fact that her work shirt had come open. She just gave a healthy cackle obviously from her seeing my shocked face.
Neither of us said anything and my siblings and cousins were on the other side of the truck and trailer. As you said, "Ain’t enough eye bleach in all the world."
When I was in the Air Force I happened to see a young woman in a bikini who was strung out on speed. Her breasts were like flaps of skin. That was something I'm glad I never have seen again.
Yes I know it was in jest. Thank you for your warm post. I’ve seen more than enough , ah.. ‘’seasoned citizens’’; as El Rushbo’’ used to say in moments of ‘indelicacy’’.
Kinda get used to it.
What counters it however are those angels of mercy , the many numerous beautiful young women, the nurses.
All the eye bleach I need.