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To: sopo
God: (standing on a chair behind Noah, he rings a bell once) NOAH.

Noah: (Looks up) Is someone calling me? (Shrugs and goes back to his work)

God: (Ding) NOAH!!

Noah: Who is that?

God: It's the Lord, Noah.

Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.

God: I want you to build an ark.

Noah: Right ... What's an ark?

God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.

Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?

God: Well never mind. Don't worry about that right now. After you build the ark, I want you to go out into the world and collect all the animals of the world, two by two, male and female, and put them into the ark.

Noah: Right ... Who is this really?

-PJ

21 posted on 12/10/2024 9:34:20 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Political Junkie Too

I don’t know how many qubits per second I’m processing, but I’m way behind


24 posted on 12/10/2024 9:36:38 AM PST by sopo
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To: Political Junkie Too

I was racking my brain on “Whats a Cubit?”
Thanks!!!


49 posted on 12/10/2024 10:27:36 AM PST by Zathras
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To: Political Junkie Too

A Bill Cosby bit. I may still have the album, from the ‘60s somewhere.


63 posted on 12/10/2024 11:24:19 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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