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1 posted on 12/05/2024 11:19:11 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

FYI Both of your links go back to FR.


2 posted on 12/05/2024 11:24:13 AM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: BenLurkin

Dang!


3 posted on 12/05/2024 11:24:38 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: BenLurkin
... Someone has to do it.

5 posted on 12/05/2024 11:26:55 AM PST by Waverunner
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To: BenLurkin

Please post the correct link my friend. I need to share the story with my riding buddies. Thanks πŸ‘


6 posted on 12/05/2024 11:27:20 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: BenLurkin

Ridiculous. No one dies after swallowing a bee. It will just get digested by your stomach acids. Who writes these stupid articles.


8 posted on 12/05/2024 11:30:26 AM PST by nwrep
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To: BenLurkin

I had a bee go into my mouth and sting my tongue on a ride a few years ago. The sting made my tongue very painful for the rest of the day. It hurt every time my tongue moved, you would probably never believe how much your tongue moves, even when you aren’t doing anything.


10 posted on 12/05/2024 11:31:58 AM PST by Yogafist
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To: BenLurkin
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Well, fancy that, she swallowed a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat;
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow;
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!

14 posted on 12/05/2024 11:45:50 AM PST by P8riot (You will never know Jesus Christ as a reality in your life until you know Him as a necessity.)
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21 posted on 12/05/2024 12:28:00 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: BenLurkin

I bet this guys body odor was horrific after riding his bike 25 miles to work. He probably won the Marin County stinky hippy award on a regular basis.


27 posted on 12/05/2024 1:04:41 PM PST by shotgun
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To: BenLurkin

It happens


28 posted on 12/05/2024 1:11:26 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: BenLurkin

“β€œHe lived doing what he loved until the very end,” his obituary said.”

Very end? Nope.


29 posted on 12/05/2024 1:35:37 PM PST by plain talk
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To: BenLurkin

So I guess he was allergic?


30 posted on 12/05/2024 1:41:26 PM PST by TalBlack (Time to use the Law and the Power. Good luck Mr. President.)
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