[DannyTN]

I want one, but I doubt zoning would allow it.
Insurance probably would object too.

[Vaduz]

Tell them it’s a fish pone it’ll pass.

[SunkenCiv]

Danged bureaucrats!

[21twelve]

There was a professor back in engineering school that was one of those eccentric genius types. One weekend he dug a “moat” around his small house near campus. Filled it with water and had a barbecue for his grad students to help celebrate his new creation.

(After the barbecue they helped him fill it in.)